my resignation!

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Friday, 18-Aug-2006 18:17:25

My Resignation

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 6 year-old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat
them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because
you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care.

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair.

That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I want to live simple again.

I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in
the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause........

......"Tag! You're it."

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 18-Aug-2006 18:24:42

This is probably not the funniest thing I've seen on this board, but, for me, it's the bestsus.

sullidog, thanks a lot for posting this.

Bob

Post 3 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 18-Aug-2006 20:28:02

I love it, going to share it with a few friends, thanks
carla

Post 4 by mini schtroumpfette (go ahead, make my day I dare you!) on Friday, 18-Aug-2006 22:53:01

I think it's great. hope you don't mind that I'm passing it on.

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2006 11:36:41

Me too, me too. And how bout a fun game of hide and go seek? But I don't want to be it, I want to be the one who hides...Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2006 12:08:19

that's a girl's game and we don't play with girls, yet.

Post 7 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2006 12:13:44

I guess you weren't a very precotious 6-year-old.

Post 8 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2006 14:05:35

lollol, love it!

Post 9 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 19-Aug-2006 20:05:59

Sure pass it on:)
Troy